The Day The Laughter Died: The Death Of A Mad King.

It is with great sadness that we are to inform the people of Rokkarstan that after seventeen years in power and having been a part of this kingdom since his younger years, your King has died this morning. He was found in his bed and the cause of death seems to be natural causes. He died peacefully in his sleep. A statue and gravesite in his honor will be  built this week before he is put in the ground. This has saddened the people of his kingdom and his citizens. He wasn't always the kind king but he was a fair man. Though he may be gone, his reign will be remembered. He's passed on. This clown is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-CLOWN!

RIP KING KLOINICUS

It should be noted here that on Shimeji, Shortycus is no longer the advisor to Khrom. Now that he is king. This honor goes to Kloinicus's brother Bibbocus. He was the personal guard of the Mad King. He's the muscle of the family.